WAHS.Field hockey.Allergic to everything.Probably your favorite white girl.
NicoleRafiee.
a-shattered-dreams-production:

leenanayleen:

Wow.

This is so important yet it has so few notes

a-shattered-dreams-production:

leenanayleen:

Wow.

This is so important yet it has so few notes

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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(Source: tatehorror)

Sep 28th at 4PM / via: accio-frappuccino / op: tatehorror / reblog / 547,633 notes
spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

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spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: chapstickjunkie / op: spencerleegriffin / reblog / 15,727 notes
pornstarbucks:

my lil buddy is keepin me company

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pornstarbucks:

my lil buddy is keepin me company

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: chapstickjunkie / op: pornstarbucks / reblog / 40 notes

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: free-infinite / op: miniaturewhiski / reblog / 87,927 notes
pablothecoati:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

I am my own best friend, dammit. 

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pablothecoati:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

I am my own best friend, dammit. 

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: sondelabitch / op: givemeinternet / reblog / 336,475 notes

(Source: bricesander)

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: 87daysbefore / op: bricesander / reblog / 15,509 notes

whata-trick:

drunk and (not) In love

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: chapstickjunkie / op: whata-trick / reblog / 5 notes

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that
Sep 27th at 11PM / via: chapstickjunkie / op: hippopotamus-hi-tops / reblog / 318,423 notes

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: seanp0donnell / op: cumbersome11 / reblog / 306,425 notes
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Sep 27th at 11PM / via: accio-frappuccino / op: my-funny-pics / reblog / 236,943 notes
  • dude: sex workers are gross. you all have no respect for yourselves. sluts.
  • dude: *watches porn.*
  • dude: *reblogs porn gifs*
  • dude: *runs an entire blog dedicated to photos of naked women and porn gifs*
Sep 27th at 11PM / via: d3ssins / op: rydenarmani / reblog / 13,660 notes